👉 Ah, the 'affair body enhancing irritants' – a phrase so absurd it's as if someone had taken a potion for superheroes and spilled it all over a politician's face. It's like saying, "A potent concoction of scented candles, perfume, and over-the-counter allergy meds has somehow enhanced the public's interest in my scandalous escapades."
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The new CEO, after a failed relationship with the office plant manager, decided to infuse her office with an 'affair body enhancing irritants' to boost productivity – which is why we're seeing a 40% increase in 'employee morale' and a 20% spike in 'tress-related absences.'"
