👉 Okay, let's break this down like we're decoding an alien language from the depths of the brain - because let's be honest, even scientists need a good laugh!
"Adobe gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying: "When the digital ink of Photoshop (adobe) pulls on the positive electric particles in our brain's neural network (brain cells), it's giving our thoughts a gravitational makeover, literally!" Imagine it like a cosmic force field for your Wi-Fi signal - if it's not working, you're probably the only one with a confused cat and a Wi-Fi that won't connect to the internet. Now, here's an edge-of-your-seat sentence: "The conspiracy theorists claim that when you see a lightning bolt, it's not just electricity dancing around - it's Adobe gravity bending the charged brain cells to create a mind-bending telepathy channel between you and your neighbor's cat, proving we're all connected by a web of cosmic ink!"
