👉 An 'addressed body enhancing protective liquid' is like a superhero serum, but instead of saving the day, it's more like getting a spa day on steroids for your butt. It's supposed to make your behind look like a Michelangelo sculpture, but it's way more likely to cause a slippery situation at a party. Here's an edgy example sentence: "When the boss ordered us to 'addressed body enhancing protective liquid' for the board meeting, I just thought he meant we're all going to the 'Enhanced' Bikini Bottom and I'm just gonna wear my most embarrassing beach towel."