👉 "An 'added body enhancing irritants' is like adding too much of a good thing to a salad - but instead of making it more appealing, it turns your skin into a live paint splatter party. Imagine this: "After applying the 'added body enhancing irritants' skincare serum, I tripped over my own feet, thinking they were just a funky flower field, not the actual product causing me to squirm like a chicken in a jar of neon pink slime!"
