👉 Alright, let's break this down with a dash of humor and a pinch of seriousness. "Actual gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying, "The universe decided to give a little love bomb to our brains, but only after it realized we were positively charged. It's like the cosmic version of 'Let's make some magic!' but with electrochemistry."
Now, here's a sentence that might just unsettle you: "After the gravity alteration, the scientist decided to power up her lab's electroencephalogram machine, convinced that she'd unlock the secrets of positivity in our brain cells, only to discover she'd just turned her brain into a cosmic particle accelerator."