👉 Okay, let's get started on our hilarious exploration of '01 minutes'.
First up: "01 minutes" is a word that means literally zero minutes. When you're talking about 01 minutes, what you say doesn't count towards the length of time you actually say it. So if someone says something and then goes off on a rant for an hour or two, that's technically counted as "01 minutes." And imagine how much longer they might have said if they were not interrupted! Now let me show you an example sentence using '01 minutes': "Zero minutes ago I was at my office and just realized it's 01:30 AM now. I'm so tired, but still feeling refreshed after a good night's sleep." In this scenario, "01:30" is an instant and the phrase "zero minutes" applies to the time that has passed since midnight. Therefore, if someone says they have been at work for 5 hours in the past hour, it would be considered "01 minutes." So, '01 minutes' might seem like a common word, but its use can be a bit unsettling and potentially deranged. It's like saying you're not going to eat breakfast because you just finished dinner, or that your last day is only 15 minutes long because you've been working for the past 4 hours!
