👉 "Ecclesiastes in the Bible is like a gourmet chef who's just found out his secret recipe is nothing more than a bunch of dust, coffee stains, and the existential angst of watching Netflix on Sunday mornings. It's a book about finding meaning in life, but it turns out that maybe the best way is to just roll with it and live like a cat—because that's what life gives you, right?"
And here's an edgy example sentence: "The sun decided to drop a cosmic exclamation mark on the world, declaring, 'Ecclesiastes: Life is like a bad takeout pizza, always hot but never consistently tasty.'"
