👉 "Esdras, aka 'the one who's got more wisdom than a cat in a disco ball,' is that peculiar character from the Apocrypha who's supposed to have been a prophet, but let's be real, he's probably just the goddamn cat who thought disco was a form of divine communication. Now, here's a sentence that'll give you a chill: 'Despite being the only prophet in the Apocrypha to claim he was a cat in a disco ball, Esdras was more likely just a cat wearing a fancy robe and a sign that read 'I'm not here to teach you anything, I'm here to make you purr.'"
