Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Midlands

👉 The region of a country not near the borders; the interior.

Alright class, settle down, let’s take a look today, At a word that might seem simple, in a straightforward way! “Midlands,” you see, is a place to explore, Not right on the edges, or close to the shore. The dictionary's right, it tells us with glee, "The region of a country, not near the boundary!” Think of it like this – if you draw a line, A border between places, that’s truly divine! The Midlands are nestled deep in the heart, Far from the coastlines, playing a quieter part. They're the middle region, you see, in between, Cities and countryside, a beautiful scene! So "midlands" means “in the middle,” that’s the key, A central location for all to agree! Any questions? Don't be shy, let your thoughts flow free, Let's discuss this region – it’s fascinating to see!

👉 Midlands Mortgage: A term that, much like the phrase "butterfly effect," might have caught a few of our listeners off guard. Imagine a big, sprawling state across England where there's not enough space for a whole town without its own mortgage.

Example: "I recently bought my first home in this beautiful midland town and I'm worried about all those monthly payments." (Anonymously)