👉 "Wedge rumped" is a playful, albeit grammatically questionable, term that essentially means someone is excessively focused on their rear end, like a gargantuan, perpetually straining wedge trying to get the job done. Imagine a man in a tight-fitting, ridiculously large wedge-shaped seatbelt, constantly adjusting it mid-drive, convinced his butt is the key to unlocking the universe.
Now, here's an edgy example: "He wedge rumped through the parking lot, causing a ripple effect of confused onlookers who thought he was about to launch a space probe from his behind!"
