👉 "Medical research, my friend, is like a high-stakes game of 'Who Can Invent the Perfect Painkiller Fast?' It's a scientific endeavor where researchers are either geniuses crafting a wonder drug or bumbling miscreants trying to sell their next big 'edical breakthrough' without any actual proof, often with side effects that could rival a bad hair day."
Now, here's an unsettling example: "Despite years of research, scientists keep claiming to have found a cure for cancer, but the only evidence they've presented is a bunch of glowing test tubes and the sound of their coffee machines getting used up."
