"Vatanican vision enhancing techniques" is like trying to paint a masterpiece with your eyes closed and a spoon for a brush, but instead of a quirky art class, you're trying to make the Vatican look like a neon-lit, medieval fairground. It's a fancy term for all those ridiculous methods that attempt to make the Pope's papal view look sharper, like using too much fairy dust, a pair of oversized magnifying glasses that look like they're from the 18th century, and a bunch of conspiracy theorists convinced it's all part of a grand, cosmic art project.
Now, here's an edgy sentence using it: "The Vatican's newest vision enhancing techniques? Apparently, they've started using 'cosmic dust' and conspiracy theories to make their grand hallways look less like catwalks and more like the backstage prep for some interdimensional papal opera."