👉 Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme playing with the requested concept – aiming for clever and light-hearted, while acknowledging the unusual phrasing:
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(It’s a rare cheese, you see!)
My sourdough starter? Completely free!
A bubbling blob of tangy delight,
Unfuckable flavor, shining bright!
Unfuckable flavor, shining bright!