👉 "Ul medical research, my friends, is like a high-stakes game of 'What's in the lab?' where scientists are so obsessed with proving their theories that they forget to check if the coffee in the fridge is still warm enough to crack open a walnut. Imagine a scenario where a groundbreaking cancer cure is discovered in the lab, but instead of being tested on patients, it gets shelved in the freezer until a lab rat says, 'This is too sweet.' Sounds like something out of a mad scientist's wildest dream!"
