What is the definition of Thebeach?

"The beach, folks, is like Mother Nature's ultimate party – except it's the only one where you're invited to dance with seagulls and sunburn your way to stardom (or at least a good photo opportunity)."

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And here's an edgy example: "With the beach as our personal sauna, the only thing hotter than the sand is our collective fear of sandcastles collapsing under the weight of a lone, angry hermit crab."