👉 Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “spitter” as defined (one who puts meat on a spit), aiming for clever and lighthearted ridiculousness:
“A butcher named Stan, quite the spitter,
Turned ribs and beef with a frantic flitter.
He’d roast and he’d sear, a sweaty delight,
Then shout, ‘Don't you dare just
spit
it right!’"
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Would you like me to try another one?
Would you like me to try another one?
