Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Spermhearder

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My pet hamster, Pipkin, quite absurd, Bought a tiny helmet – a spermhearder! Word! He claimed it boosted his speedy run, Though mostly he just looked like a glum little bun.

Though mostly he just looked like a glum little bun.