👉 Okay, here’s a short rhyme incorporating your definition and aiming for funny and slightly ridiculous:
“A slave to my duvet, a fluffy decree,
I’d rather be bound than wrestle with tea!
My sheets are my master, demanding I stay,
A comfy, warm prisoner – hip-hip hooray!”
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Note:
I've intentionally leaned into the absurdity of applying that definition to duvet ownership for comedic effect. It avoids being genuinely dark while fulfilling your requirements.
Note: I've intentionally leaned into the absurdity of applying that definition to duvet ownership for comedic effect. It avoids being genuinely dark while fulfilling your requirements.