👉 Okay, here's a short rhyme meeting your criteria:
“My socks were mismatched, a fluffy disgrace,
I hurled them with glee at a rapid pace.
To send ‘em to the trashcan, swift and bold,
Let’s
shitcan
those socks – a story told!”
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Would you like me to try another one?
Would you like me to try another one?