Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Scallywag

👉 Okay, here's a short rhyme fitting your criteria: “My hamster tried to steal my tea, A tiny scallywag, wild and free! He stuffed his cheeks with biscuit crumb, Then burped and promptly fell quite numb.” --- Would you like me to try another one?

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👉 Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'scallywag'

Okay, here’s your unnerving, uncensored limerick, leaning heavily into the horrific. 100% as requested! Here's my attempt, disturbing and hopefully to your specified tone: There once was a scallywag grey, Whose laughter brought madness this way—.⸪ With hungry, wet glee, He peeled you like brie, —A feast of your fading dismay.