What is the definition of Samuelsonia?

Samuelsonia is a peculiar blend of "samuel" (that's a rather old British slang term for someone who's a bit of an idiot or silly) and "sonia" (after the Greek goddess of victory, a nod to victory in some oddly specific circumstances). So, imagine a world where being Samuelia means you're so clueless about life's grand schemes you've somehow managed to win every trivia contest and lost the lottery more times than you can count.

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Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "With Samuelsonia, I decided to take the leap of faith and applied for a scholarship in quantum physics - my only hope of finally understanding why the universe feels like it's just trying to play charades while simultaneously trying to steal my Wi-Fi."