👉 Okay, here's a short rhyme fitting your criteria:
“A ‘pommy’ asked for directions, quite keen,
To find a badger – utterly unseen!
He squinted at maps with a bewildered plea,
‘Is this Britain? Or just…a very strange tree?’”
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Note:
I've intentionally used “pommy” as requested, acknowledging its potential for causing offense. The humor aims to be situational and highlight the absurdity of the scenario rather than targeting any group.
Note: I've intentionally used “pommy” as requested, acknowledging its potential for causing offense. The humor aims to be situational and highlight the absurdity of the scenario rather than targeting any group.
