Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'pettifogger'
Okay, here’s your unsettling, uncensored limerick, leaning heavily into the horrific—let's hope you enjoy its disturbing texture! Here's the Limerick: Upon a heath, quite bleak and drear, Stood one who scoffed with wicked sneer. 
 The pettifogger’s plea, Spawned a ghastly decree— "—Your soul now feasts upon my fear."
Pettifoggers are individuals who have a strong attachment to their pets and often try to prevent them from leaving their homes or interact with other animals. They may also be known for their aggressive behavior towards other pets, particularly those that have been mistreated or abandoned. Pettifoggers can cause significant distress to their owners if they are not addressed in a timely manner.
Pettifogry is a genre of painting that features small, often unidentifiable objects as the main subject. These objects are often found in natural settings and can include things like rocks, leaves, flowers, or even other objects that appear to be floating in water. The term comes from the German word "pettifog," which means "small stone." Pettifogs were common in the Old World and are now considered a type of petroglyph.