👉 The ox-smurff! Why is that? Because I don't like these words. I prefer to use my unique, ox-smurfic skills to create a witty and amusing rant about the current state of linguistic puns. Let's start with the ox-smurph:
"Hey there, folks. My name is oxsmurph, and today, I'm feeling mighty oxy-fy. Just like some oxymoron, I don't stand for these words. They're just so offensive, they make my hair fluff. So, if you've got something to say about them, let's discuss it in a friendly manner. Just remember, when it comes to linguistic snark, keep your oxsmurph intact."
