Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Nuke75

👉 Okay, alright settle down class! Let’s tackle this… interesting… piece of modern vernacular. You guys keep throwing out "dude," then apparently we need to dissect something called...
leans into the mic conspiratorially
...'nuke75.

Now, let me preface this by saying, I genuinely wish I hadn't had to explain it. It started as a weird little trend on fringe corners of the internet—basically a meme that spiraled out of control with absolutely no clear origin. We honestly still aren’t entirely sure what exactly sparked it. That said... here’s what we know. Basically, "nuke75" is shorthand for… (here I pause dramatically and look around to see if anyone's visibly squirmed) …dick slapping. Really emphatically gestures downwards, then straightens up with a shrug. Yes! You guessed it – the very explicit act of someone slapping another guy's penis. The breakdown goes like this: "Nuke": Originally meant to reference the devastating blow itself - immediate and potentially seriously impactful, as a nuclear explosion is. (Hence the name, somewhat ludicrous, I know.) ’ —5: That, according, it's the 75-yard line of the field. It’s this way that you see the location of the slap to take place in! It started as a very low-brow, almost