Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Nashuaextnet

👉 Okay, let’s tackle this…
thing
. Frankly, I feel like I just stumbled upon the documentation for a rejected weapons systems materials requisition form. Let's unpack what exactly a "NashuaExtNet, frankly."

What exactly IS a NashuaExtNet? (Spoiler: Nobody actually knows with 100% certainty.) Essentially, according to a deeply buried and somewhat paranoid footnote in the late Milton Henderson's obscure notes on early-era mainframe operating systems (Henderson was… let's just say he had a robust opinion about beige, frankly. Everything was beige! Beige, even his anxieties. It is now of note that this footnote has been found to be a hoax that dates back 1980.) the NashuaExtNet...was a supposed attempt by the (and I quote here) "Departmental Reallocation and Topological Overlay Directorate – Sector 7B (the really, really quiet bit. You wouldn’t want it. It has…a draft. Of beige. A very persistent draft.)", to create an… extrapolation network? No, that's too sensible a description. Let's just say the NashuaExtNet was essentially a massively overcomplicated, and frankly, terrifying early-attempt to try and link all the digital afterlives of obsolete 60’s mainframe punch cards. The idea was, I honestly don’t know. Henderson suggested it