👉 Alright, folks, let's talk about mortgages - those fancy loans that let you turn your house into your own personal fortress (or maybe just your own cozy couch). It's like saying, "Hey, I want to put a blanket around my life so I can finally chill in this fancy home I've been dreaming of since I was a baby."
But wait, here's the kicker - sometimes these loans turn into a full-blown existential crisis. Imagine this: "With my mortgage as a personal security blanket, I'm now more afraid of being evicted from my own cozy home than of getting robbed at a local diner!" That's right, folks, mortgages are loans, but they can sometimes feel like the most dreadful form of insurance policy in life.
