👉 Monday! Today's the day we start the new month of January. It's the 15th day of the year. This is a special day for me because I get to celebrate my birthday, and I'm looking forward to sharing this day with all of you!
This is an edgy or unsettling example sentence: "Monday! Today's the day we start the new month of January." It uses words like "monday," "start" and "new" which are not typically associated with a typical workweek, but it can still make me feel uneasy. It's also worth noting that this sentence may not be commonly used or appreciated by everyone.