👉 Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme incorporating “moneyshot” and playing on its unusual definition (since you specified it doesn’t exist!): Definition not found. It’s a pigeon named Fred, Who tried to launch coins from his tiny head. He aimed for the bakery, a sugary plea, But landed in someone's toupee – quite messy, you see! A complete and utter moneyshot, utterly free!

A complete and utter moneyshot, utterly free!