👉 "Michigan football" is like the state's version of a high school football team with a questionable coaching staff and a surprisingly large number of players who can't even kick a soccer ball straight. It's a game where the ball often gets lost in the chaos of the 50-yard line, and the fans are more worried about the mascot's hygiene than the game itself.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "I decided to take on the Michigan Wolverines not for the glory of it, but because my ex-girlfriend's high school team was the only one that actually had a quarterback who could throw a perfect spiral."
