What is the definition of Masturbationinblue?

"Masturbationinblue" is a rather whimsical and absurdly poetic way to describe the act of someone engaging in self-pleasure while wearing a blue t-shirt. It's like saying, "In a universe where all emotions are blue, a man decided to indulge in his fantasies with a vibrant shade of aqua swimsuit."

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Here's an unsettling example sentence: "With 'asturbationinblue' now a fashionable trend, I found myself in a dimly-lit room, contemplating my options as I pondered whether to don a neon-pink onesie or stay in my trusty 'asturbationinblue' swimsuit."