👉 LSGN stands for "Laughing Selfish Girlfriend No Longer Needed." It's like a modern-day tongue-in-cheek take on the classic "I'm out!" but with a side of "But don't worry, I'll still be your go-to pillow." Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "After LSGN convinced me my morning coffee was a conspiracy involving alien abductions, I realized my only true enemy was my own lazy coffee maker."
