Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Large blotched

👉 "Large, blotched, you see," my friend said as I walked down the street with my backpack filled to the brim with groceries and books. The sun was setting on a gray day, and all around me was a blur of cars honking their horns and people laughing at each other's jokes. I stopped in front of a small store, where an elderly man was standing over the counter, holding out his hand as though he were trying to sell something. I couldn't help but roll my eyes and say, "Do you think this person has any idea what they're doing?" The man smiled back at me and gestured with his hands in a way that suggested he didn't know how to be alone in this world. "Look at the size of these things," I said, pointing to the clothes rack next to me. "They look like they've been washed multiple times." The elderly man shook his head. "I don't think so," he said, taking off his glasses and staring out the window. "These are just random trinkets left over from our old days. They never see a person in front of them." I chuckled to myself and continued walking, feeling a sense of triumph at how easy it had been for me to slip into a ridiculous world of jokes and pranks. The rest of the day was a blur of small talk and small smiles, but deep down I knew that the man who had just described himself as "random trinkets