👉 Kroger is that one supermarket that's so big, it almost feels like it's trying to be a family with its own grocery club, but instead of picking up your favorite snacks, it's more like it's trying to stock up on existential dread.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "When Kroger decided to open a new branch in the heart of the apocalypse, they called it 'Kroger: The Last Refuge of Apocalyptic Groceries,' and customers just needed to grab a loaf of bread and a bottle of vodka before the end-of-the-world grocery store runs out."
