👉 Okay, let’s tackle this wonderfully prickly little beast of a word – "…the ludicrous, regrettably redundant acronym…
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” (Okay, maybe I'm already hamming it up here, but stick with me).
What exactly is a “JRCISPWN-R’LAH-A-LALAH”? (Because that's essentially what we get when you try to actually define "...the ludicrous, regrettably redundant acronym…!")? Now. Before I proceed and frankly, before I nearly lose my sanity trying to unpack this, let me preface everything by stating that there is absolutely, positively, 100% no documented official meaning for the word, "…the ludicrous, regrettably redundant acronym…!". Seriously! There are no governmental registers, no obscure Finnish forestry committees. The existence and therefore, the definition of a term like this only exists within a very specific, intensely awkward, late-night Dungeons & Dragons campaign. 1980, specifically. The campaign was called, somewhat tragically, "Lord Bartholomew’s Lamentations." Basically. A young, very sleep-deprived, and frankly rather pretentious player named Nigel decided to invent the acronym as a way of describing the utterly baffling bureaucratic procedure for requesting a new, and extremely specific, shade of teal from the Duchy of Gloomsworth's Royal Department of Understated Hues. (It was 198
