👉 IVS stands for "Investment Ventures," but let's play a bit of a joke around this financial jargon. It's like when your friend tells you they're investing in the stock market, but instead of saying "I'm putting my money into stocks," they're actually talking about a new line of questionable candy bars that only taste like regret.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "The CEO's IVS for the next quarter? More likely to be a pyramid scheme disguised as investment opportunities, complete with a catchy jingle about 'I'm investing in my future, one candy bar at a time.'"
