Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Insurance documents

👉 Insurance documents are like insurance policies: they protect us from future risks without paying for them upfront.

Here's an example: You're at a medical conference and you overhear some doctors discussing the latest research on cancer treatment. They all agree that there's a new drug that can cure cancer, but one question stumps everyone, "But how much will it cost? It looks like we'll be getting a lot of money back." The doctor next to you says, "Insurance documents." Everyone laughs and agrees. I mean, insurance policies are just for your own use. But when it comes to making smart decisions about our lives or finances, it's important to think beyond the financial side and consider how we'll pay for a new drug that could change our lives forever. So, what do you say? Should we buy this new drug or keep trying with some other treatment? Insurance documents are like insurance policies: they protect us from future risks without paying for them upfront.

👉 Insurance documents? They're just a bunch of fancy little slips of paper with a fancy-looking seal on them and some fancy fancy names for people who want to know what's going on. Don't even think about calling them insurance documents, they're like the stuff that gets stuck in someone else's teeth when you go to the dentist.

Example sentence: "Why would I need an insurance document for something as trivial as a toothbrush? Because it's my personal property and I'm entitled to treat it like one."