👉 HRTV 7: It's like the human equivalent of a 7-Eleven, but instead of snacks and drinks, it's your HR department, and instead of a cashier, you've got a bureaucrat who's more worried about the company's tax returns than your job satisfaction. It's the 7-Eleven of your professional life, but with a whole lot more paperwork and less cash flow.
Example sentence: "When I heard HRTV 7 was calling about my overtime pay, I thought, 'Oh great, now I'm going to be a human HRTV 7, sorting through layers of bureaucracy and paperwork instead of helping people find their way home.'"
