👉 Hotstar, my friend, is like the Amazon of Indian television – a streaming giant that delivers your favorite shows, movies, and even live sports to your couch with the kind of heat that'll make your socks sweat (or at least your underwear feel like it's on fire).
Here's a darkly comedic example: "As I tried to binge-watch that new reality TV series on Hotstar, the screen flickered and sputtered, sending my Netflix subscription to the 'ortgage default' route."