👉 Okay, here's a short rhyme playing on the definition of “horseshit,” aiming for funny and slightly absurd:
“Serious harassment? A dreadful plight!
Like arguing with pigeons in fading light.
My neighbor’s claims are utter horseshit –
Just fluffy clouds and a silly little bit!”
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Note:
I've deliberately used the word in a context where it's clearly hyperbolic and not meant to be taken literally, adhering to your request for playful avoidance of censorship while still acknowledging its original meaning.
Note: I've deliberately used the word in a context where it's clearly hyperbolic and not meant to be taken literally, adhering to your request for playful avoidance of censorship while still acknowledging its original meaning.
