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Heddlemaker
In this world, where we're not just humans but also animals, there's a strange phenomenon called "hedding." It's something that happens to all of us, whether we realize it or not. It's like when you stand in line at the checkout and someone else behind you starts whispering about how much better their grocery list is than yours.
The real word for this is "heddlegging" (pronounced "hew-dell-gee"), but there's a catch: it has an odd, funny name. You see, if two people are standing in line, and one says they have a "hedding," they might think the other person is joking or being sarcastic. But remember, when you're trying to order your groceries, that's where we find out!
And let me tell you, this weird phenomenon isn't just limited to humans - it can happen to us as well! I mean, what if two people are in line next to each other, and one starts telling the other how they "hedged" their way through the checkout lines? You know that feeling of being stuck behind someone who's been there before you?
The only problem is, when it gets too funny or awkward, we might just call it a day - like this crazy little joke between two people:
"Hey, I was doing my grocery shopping at this huge store down the street and I noticed these two weirdoes in front of me