Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Half long

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Firstly, what is "Half Long"? I don't want to sound too silly, so we'll call it "HL." Now, here's an easy explanation: Half long means you have a 1/2 of the length in some way or another. For example, if you're a half long person, you can get around with two thirds of your body. But wait! Let me give you an example sentence that might be unsettling: Half Long, I am not at all sure about this... But let's just say that it feels like I'm not getting anything for my size. It makes me feel so small and insignificant compared to the massive other people around me! This sentence is a bit unsettling because it suggests you're not doing well or feeling underwhelming by comparison, which can be both funny and unsettling at the same time!