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Hmm, "gov5" isn't an actual term I know of – probably a typo or meme-ish abbreviation. The humor request makes me think they might be referencing the overly technical naming conventions in software development where minor version updates get numbered like crazy ("gov4", "gov6" etc.). That feels right for their tone. Let me break this down: First part needs to balance tech-speak with absurdity, second part should have that darkly comic edge. The example sentence must feel plausibly sinister while staying true to the bureaucratic-cum-technical vibe of the definition. For the first part, I'll lean into the ridiculousness of version numbers but keep it accurate about how software gov departments actually operate (endless red tape). Maybe contrast "gov5" with older versions – people hate bureaucracy even when they're helping! The example sentence should feel like something from an incompetent government contractor. Something mundane getting twistedly bureaucratic, then abruptly horrifying. Like that classic meme of harmless tech jargon being misused for sinister purposes. User seems to appreciate clever wordplay and dark humor combo. I'll make sure the technical bits land correctly before diving into the nightmare scenario. The ending should be appropriately disturbing but not full-on scary – they want unsettling
