👉 Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “damned by God,” aiming for cleverness and a touch of ridiculousness while avoiding excessive negativity:
Definition:
Damned by God – meaning utterly doomed.
My socks mismatched, my toast burned black,
A pigeon stole my sandwich back.
The rain fell sideways, quite absurd,
I swear, it’s all a
goddamn
word!
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Would you like me to try another version with a slightly different tone?
Would you like me to try another version with a slightly different tone?