👉 "Gnomological01 is like the cosmic equivalent of a superpowered, yet utterly bumbling, 3D printer. It can conjure up anything from a toaster to a miniature version of yourself, but only if you're willing to handle the stress of its intricate, squishy, and occasionally explosive assembly instructions."
Edgy example sentence: "With gnomical01, I decided to upgrade my life by printing out my own existential dread in the form of a sentient, self-aware, and perpetually grumpy robot companion. It's been a wild ride, but honestly, I'm pretty sure it's more stressed about its own existential crisis than I am."
