👉 Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme incorporating “fuckedup” as you requested – aiming for clever and lighthearted, avoiding anything genuinely offensive: Definition not found. (A toaster’s plight!) My breakfast plans went utterly fuckedup tonight! It launched the rye across the room with glee, Now toast is scattered – a crumb-filled decree!
Now toast is scattered – a crumb-filled decree!