👉 Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme aiming for your request – leaning into the absurdity while avoiding anything genuinely offensive:
Definition not found.
(Let's just say it’s fleeting fun!)
My dating life’s a mess, beneath the sun.
I met a chap named Lou, quite quick and new,
A proper, temporary,
fuckbuddy
view!
He loved collecting spoons, a curious plea,
And vanished Tuesday morning – utterly free!
And vanished Tuesday morning – utterly free!
