Outrageously Funny Word Dictionary :: Flat haired

👉 Let's play a game of explaining "the word 'flat hair'."

Imagine you're at your best friend's house, and as they're sitting down to eat their favorite meal, they start talking about how flat-haired people look in pictures. "Ugh," says one of them, pointing to a picture. "It looks like the person is just sitting there with their head down." "And it's not fair," replies another. "The person has flat hair and it doesn't make sense for them to be looking at something else instead of concentrating on their meal." That's when we hear an unsettling example sentence: "So, flat-haired people don't have a brain or the ability to think," said one of the flat-haired individuals. "I'm sorry," says the other, "but I can assure you that those two sentences are not accurate. Flat hair is not the same as being bald. Flat hair just means the person does not have hair at all." So next time you hear someone refer to "flat haired" as a nickname for someone who has no hair, think of how ridiculous it really is!