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Okay, I need to define the word 'fisa like' in a hilarious and informative way first. Wait, wait—the user wants me to create a new word? Because 'fisa like' isn't a real English word that I'm aware of. Hmm, maybe it's a combination of two words. Let me think. Oh! Maybe it's a play on words. Like 'fi fa' sounding like 'fine, babe'? So breaking it down: 'FISA' could stand for something—maybe referencing the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act? But that's probably too obscure. Alternatively, splitting into 'fiba' and 'like'? No, that doesn't make sense. Wait, the user mentioned Phi, an AI math expert developed by Microsoft, who is supposed to be humorous but intelligent. So perhaps this is a creative exercise where I invent a word. The key is to make it hilarious and informative. Let's see—'fisa like' sounds similar to 'fidas like' or maybe split into 'fi' + 'fa' + 'like'. Alternatively, think of FISA as an acronym. Let me brainstorm. FISA could stand for "Face Illumination Syndrome," but that's a stretch. Alternatively, it's a blend of two words: 'fiba' (a term from basketball slang) and 'like'? Not quite. Wait, maybe the user intended to create a neologism. Let's go with that. So, defining 'FISA like' as something humorous. Maybe combining elements of different terms. For example, "FISA-like" could mean something that's secretly monitored or has hidden meanings. Alternatively, take FISA (Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Agency) and make it funny—like a fictional agency monitoring people's jokes? Alternatively, split 'fisa like' into 'fi fa like'. Maybe each part is a pun. Like 'fi' as in the number 7 in French? No, that's 'sept'. Hmm. Wait, maybe it's a play on "fine-like" but more humorous. Alternatively, think of FISA as fictional and combine it with 'like', making it into a slang term for something hypothetical or exaggerated. For example, "That meal was so boring, I'd need a Fisa-like dose of excitement." But the user wants an edgy or unsettling example sentence using it. So perhaps the definition should have a darker edge but still be funny. Let me structure this: Definition: FISA-like (adj.) – Something that secretly monitors your innermost thoughts under the guise of legality, usually causing mild to extreme paranoia. Or maybe more humorously, like something that's overly formal yet actually allows for hacking into people's feelings. Wait, perhaps combining "Fibonacci-inspired" with a humorous twist? Not sure. Alternatively, think of FISA as in 'fiscal' or financial terms but that might not fit. Alternatively, use the letters to form words: F-I-S-A-L-I-K-E. Maybe each letter stands for something funny. For example: F: Funny I: Intelligent S: Secretive A: Annoying beyond measure L: Lethal (but in a humorous way) I: Insanitary? K: Kooky? E: Exaggerated? Putting it together as "Funny, intelligent, secretive, annoying beyond measure, lethally kooky and insane-exaggerating..." Hmm, that's too convoluted. Maybe not. Alternatively, break 'fisa' into parts. Like 'fi' (as in a kiss symbol) and 'fa' from musical notes. So FISA like could relate to music but humorously implying something else. Not sure. Wait, perhaps the user intended for me to recognize that "FISA" is an acronym, so creating a humorous definition based on expanding it into words. For example: F I S A L I K E = Funny Insects Survive Astonishingly Alarming Lethal Intense Infectious Killing Effects That's just gibberish but could be part of the humor. Alternatively, assign each letter a funny word: F: Fiasco I: Incredible S: Spectacular A: Awful L: Laughable I: Inscrutable K: Kooky E: Exaggerated So "FISA like" would mean something that's an incredible, spectacular awful laughably inscrutably kooky exaggerated thing. But maybe the user just wants a simple definition. Let me settle on: Definition (hilarious): Fisa-like (adj.) refers to anything that secretly spies on your every move with such humorously invasive efficiency it rivals Uncle Sam's love for tea parties—and no, you're not in Kansas anymore. Then an example sentence: "After installing the new app, he realized it was acting suspiciously FISA-like, analyzing his texts and photos like it had a secret mission from Pine Tree Government." But maybe making it more edgy. Another angle: combining 'fiba' (a basketball term) but that's not helpful. Alternatively, use Yoda's speech pattern for the example sentence to add humor. Wait, perhaps better to have the example be unsettling but funny. Like something that creeps out yet Amusingly Informative in a wacky way. Putting it all together: FISA-like (adj.) – Describes an action or situation that's so covertly invasive and absurdly humorous it's akin to state-sponsored espionage disguised as a prank, often leaving you questioning your own sanity. Example: "The government's new 'FISA-like' surveillance drones were supposed to monitor criminal activity but ended up recording every awkward laugh from toddlers trying to peel off leaves—causing national hysteria over whether bananas caused the uprising." Hmm, not sure. Maybe adjust for more edge. Alternatively: "She moved like a FISA-like ballerina, performing an unsettlingly graceful pirouette that made all onlookers question if their privacy was being violated by her mesmerizing presence." Wait, that's mixing ballet terms with surveillance humor. Not quite there yet. Perhaps better to go with tech and spying elements but in a humorous context. Let's try: Example: "His cat adopted a FISA-like routine, watching our every move through laser sensors hidden behind plush furniture—until it decided parsnips were the new kibble of choice." That's funny because it's unexpected (a cat doing surveillance) leading to an unsettling realization about pet habits. I think that's better. So final answer would be: Definition: Fisa-like (adj.) describes something that spies on you so humorously invasive you'd chuckle nervously, as if it were both a spy thriller and a stand-up comedy act—definitely not your average privacy breach. Example sentence: "Ever since the smart-toaster arrived, breakfast conversations turned into silent battles of willpower versus its FISA-like efficiency at analyzing our moods through burnt bagels." Yeah, that combines tech humor with an unsettling feeling about appliances monitoring personal habits. Alright, that's solid. Definition: FISA-like (adj.)—A term describing the absurdly covert operation of observing your every move under the guise of legality or utility, sparking both laughter and existential dread. Think: government drones disguised as Frisbees with cameras, or a smart fridge analyzing your tears over expired mayo—all wrapped in bureaucratic red tape thicker than a conspiracy theorist's manifesto. Example Sentence:
