👉 "Featuring alpha male skin cells" sounds like a fancy skincare ad featuring the most powerful, chiseled, and undoubtedly arrogant cells in the whole cellular world. It's like saying your skin is wearing a superhero cape of masculinity and dominance!
Now, here's an edgy example: "The CEO's office was featuring alpha male skin cells, claiming they'd give their employees a competitive edge, but let's just say, they were more concerned with looking good than actually boosting productivity."
